Blame Canada
Times have changed,
Our kids are getting worse!
They won't obey their parents,
They just want to fart and curse!
Should we blame the government?
Or blame society?
Or should we blame the images on TV?
No, blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
With all their beady little eyes,
And flapping heads so full of lies!
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
We need to form a full assault!
It's Canada's fault!
Don't blame me,
For my son Stan,
He saw the darn cartoon,
And now he's off to join the Klan!
And my boy Eric once,
Had my picture on his shelf,
But now when I see him he tells me to f*ck myself!
Well, blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
It seems that everything's gone wrong,
Since Canada came along!
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
They're not even a real country anyway!
My son could have been a doctor or a lawyer, rich and true,
Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue!
Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
Heck no!
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
With all their hockey hullabaloo,
And that bitch Anne Murray too!
Blame Canada!
Shame on Canada!
For...
The smut we must stop,
The trash we will stash,
The laughter and fun,
Must all be undone,
We must blame them and cause a fuss,
Before somebody thinks of blaming us!
时代变了,
我们的孩子越来越坏了!
他们不听父母的话,
只想放屁和咒骂!
我们应该怪政府吗?
还是怪社会?
还是怪电视上的画面?
不,怪加拿大!
怪加拿大!
他们长着一双小眼睛,
脑袋上满是谎言!
怪加拿大!
怪加拿大!
我们需要全面进攻!
都是加拿大的错!
别怪我,
因为我的儿子斯坦,
他看了那个该死的卡通片,
现在他要去加入三K党了!
我的儿子埃里克曾经
把我的照片放在他的书架上,
但现在我见到他,他就叫我去他妈的!
好吧,怪加拿大!
怪加拿大! 自从加拿大出现以来
,似乎一切都错了! 怪加拿大! 怪加拿大! 他们甚至不是一个真正的国家!我的儿子本可以成为一名医生或律师,既富有又真诚, 但他却像烧烤架上的猪一样被烧死了! 我们应该怪火柴吗? 我们应该怪火吗? 还是那些让他死去的医生? 当然不是! 都怪加拿大! 都怪加拿大! 他们为了冰球闹得天翻地覆, 还有安妮·默里这个婊子! 都怪加拿大! 加拿大真丢脸! 因为…… 我们必须制止淫秽, 我们必须藏匿垃圾,我们 必须消除 欢笑和乐趣, 我们必须责怪他们,引起骚动, 否则别人会想到责怪我们!