讲一个笑话, 100% fake joke
I go to a coffee store, ask barista, "hi, may I have the wifi password?"
barista: "buy a coffee first"
me: "sure, please give me a venti latte"
barista: "ok, here you are, $5.99"
me: "may I know the password now?"
barista: "buy a coffee first"
me: "I just get one already, you forget?"
barista: "sir, I mean the password is 'buy a coffee first', no space, all capitals"